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Marriage Story

This movie was so good. I loved it. I loved The Squid and the Whale too. Noah Baumbach knows how to do white angst, which speaks to me. I was shocked at how bad Scarlett Johansson (playing Nicole) was during … Continue reading

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Bolt

Ok well, I watched Tiger King and I was going to try and write a review but I got too sad. It made me feel worse about everything!!! So here we are, a children’s movie about a dog! This movie … Continue reading

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Marc Maron: End of Times Fun

Well he got half of it right! More like End of Fun Times amirite??? (This is a joke from my dad). Okay I very much hated this special and I feel like it’s clear that it was objectively terrible? I … Continue reading

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Goon

This is a ‘raunchy sports comedy,’ on Netflix starring Sean William Scott, Jay Baruchel, and Eugene Levy. My overriding feeling was that it was unsatisfying and a little stupid, but let’s explore! This movie took me 3 days to watch, … Continue reading

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Secretary

What freaks!! This movie to me is a meditation on what love is. I feel like it presents this model of love that you inevitably have to take step back and be like, “I’m sorry, what?” but the movie implores … Continue reading

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Standoff

Ok wow. You know how people say time is a flat circle? Well so is movie quality and this movie kept going right around: getting so bad it was good, then bad again, then good again, etc. A roller coaster … Continue reading

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God’s Own Country

Perfect movie. Perfect title, perfect actors, perfect setting, perfect script, every single thing. I was BLOWN away (pun intended you cheeky bastard) by this film. I was at my friend Rachel’s house and we were looking for something to watch … Continue reading

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Parasite

This movie felt like, “What if OldBoy was kind of more about real estate?” or “What if the Monkey’s Paw was a Korean cautionary tale?” Obviously there’s a lot more going on than that, but Wow. Ok so I feel … Continue reading

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Euphoria

! Just watched the finale, and then the little after-interview with Zendaya and Hunter Schafer (who I just found out is from Raleigh!!!!). This show!! At first I was kind of overwhelmed and emotionally distant to it because, just, how … Continue reading

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Detective Pikachu

Hello! I haven’t written a review in what feels like a really long time but I’m doing The Artist’s Way right now (a standing ovation? For me? Thank you!!) and that lady really wants us all to just go for … Continue reading

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